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Mild superpower

Posted in Blogroll, Dagligdag etc, Fun, Navlepilleri by Søren K on januar 30, 2007

SupermanScott Adams (Dilbert-tegneren) blogger også. I dag med et indlæg om mild superpower (Superkræfter light?).

Scotts evne er at få mennesker til at opføre sig venligt, men i kommentarerne er der også adskillige fascinerende eksempler på (stort set) uundværlige mild superpowers.

Tag fx Stu:

I am blessed and cursed with a personality that makes bus drivers open up to me. Within seconds of meeting a bus driver for the first time, I’m hearing the story of how he got his girlfriend pregnant in high school or all the LSD he was on when he saw Sly and the Family Stone … or why she doesn’t condone a lesbian being the new head of the bus drivers … And only bus drivers. It doesn’t work on other people.

Eller Karla:

I have the ability to look like someone you know. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard, “You look just like my friend, sister, cousin, girlfriend, mother, teacher, aunt, neighbor,” etc. I swear I have a legion of identical twins out there.

Shelwen:

as for minor super powers, i have the ability to find a pope in any scene, anywhere. i prefer to call the minor superpower my pope locator. even in various movies when there might be a picture of a pope in the background and no one notices it, i’ll point it out.

Mine egne mild superpowers? Well …

  • Kan reparere stort set hvadsomhelst på de mest åndssvage måder. (Reddede fx en rustur ved at tape et signalkabel sammen med gaffa).
  • Har absolut ingen døgnrytme.

Hvad er din(e)?

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  1. Nicolaj said, on januar 31, 2007 at 16:35

    Jeg har ikke nogle “minor superpowers”. Altså, jeg kan selvfølgelig flyve og skyde med laser ud af øjnene – hvis det altså ellers tæller..

    Hvis ikke det gør, så har jeg ikke nogen, tror jeg..


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